Yankee Stadium's falling down - boo yall -boo yall
Yankee Stadium's falling down - ahh the heck with them
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That's it -- I really don't have much more time to think up child-friendly lyrics to a song about the destruction of the Twin's worst nightmare. Truly - I think there's got to be something about that stadium that keeps the twins quiet. Bat Girl blames our lack of activity at YS on Mike Trombley.
I blame it on Giambi's mustache. It is so creepy.
Oh sooo creepy.
Molester-style creepiness.
How can we beat that?
Word has it that Nicky Punto is growing a mustache. Somehow, I don't think Punto-boy can hardy grow a mustache, yet alone grow one that would compete with Giambi's utter creepiness. Thinking more about it... I don't know if even half of our young bucks can grow a mustache. Morneau, even in all his Canadian-ness, grows invisible mustaches. Mauer grows hair on the side of his face, but it seems to end there. All of our younins grow baby-face-peach-fuzz. hmm... Rick Anderson sports a decent stache, but not the creepy-creeperton stache that throws other teams off balance.
Who can we make creepy?
wait.. I know
Jason Kubel!
He grows hair like a bear. He's already bordering on creepy with the beard-o that he sports. Our creepy-creeperton must be Jason Kubel. Who's with me on this one?
1 comment:
bahahaha!! you crack me up, and I am totally with you on this one! =)
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